well hello there...
I realised quite recently, much to my dismay, that I loathe clubs and otherwise loud places. This left me in a bit of a pickle because I have got, quite easily, the worst gaydar in the greater City of Cape Town (it's bad guys... like, really bad... like nearly-made-out-with-a-gay-guy-at-a-gay-bar-thinking-he-was-straight bad... like let-a-straight-guy-cup-my-boob-because-i-was-certain-he-was-gay bad; guys it's... it's pretty bad).
Now, I feel like I've somehow figured out how to spot males that may potentially be interested in me (and that is a blatant lie... apologies) but i haven't - in the slightest - figured that out with females. I figured this should make things much easier for me.
Hope to chat soon
p.s. If you got to the end of this kudos and if ever we meet i feel you deserve a cookie (a literal one... i'll have a cookie in my pocket that i shall give you).
p.p.s. lol! so... after engaging with a couple of you guys (which has been fantastic thus far, thank you) i realised 2 things; firstly, i am unable to end things (there will always be at least 2 p.s's). And lastly, i forgot to put in this disclaimer - an important one at that; I am at the very least 20 shades of crazy - like, bat-faeces crazy.
p.p.p.s. the 'cookie' clause has now been extended to include this.... but still... kudos
|Ethnic Origins||African / Afro Caribbean / Black|
|Location||Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa|
|Height||5.3" (160 cm)|
Low Maintenance Open Minded Unconventional
you... too corny? apologies.
truth, unabated; i have no idea. For the longest time i didn't want to be in a serious relationship until I let my guards down and fell in love (love sucks balls by the way... smelly, hairy, sweaty balls).
I would still prefer not getting into anything serious and if that's what you're looking for whilst reading this profile or responding to my advances don't pay my profile any more attention because our interaction may start off pleasantly but i can almost guarantee someone getting hurt in some way or the other.
p.s. the ability to make a decent fruit smoothie... YASSSSS! you'd be winning already in my books
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