I’m Cara, plausibly female, twenty-three years old, and I am one of the most irreverent humans you will likely ever encounter. My skill set includes rapid-fire sarcasm with a specialty in self-deprecating humour, pretentiousness, and whimsy. I like reading, writing, and listening to music, and unfortunately am only passingly adequate in either field. My favourite colours are burgundy and blue, because they are the best colours, and my favourite beverages are earl grey tea and black coffee. I like cats, but don’t have any right now. I dislike socks without matches, and I have an overabundance of those. I’ve dropped out of college for a while, no immediate intentions of returning. Meanwhile I just relocated to the Roanoke area to work in a banking call center, leaving behind a management position and a tightly-knit work family in the process. I curse with enthusiasm. Myers-Briggs is astrology for psuedointellectuals, and since I'm king of the psuedointellectuals I am INTJ. By far and large, my advice on any subject matter consists of “calm down and make some tea.”
I still don't take myself very seriously.
And hey! I wear a size twenty. If you're not okay with chubby girls, you aren't likely to be interested in this broad (PUN FOREVER INTENDED).
|Home Location||Roanoke, Virginia, United States of America|
|Body Shape||Extra Large|
|Height||5.7" (170 cm)|
|Piercings||One or Two|
Artistic Flirtatious High Energy Intellectual Low Maintenance Self Confident Spontaneous Stubborn Talkative Unconventional
Smart girls who smell good. Prefer bigger ladies, but not strict on anything.
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|Aged between||23 - 28|
|Wants Children||Not Sure|
|Occupation||Banking & Financial Services|
|Political Interests||Middle of the Road|
Board Games Comics Dining Out Gardening Hiking Movies Music Reading Shopping Surfing the Web Television Travelling Walking Writing
Ambient Classical Electronic Folk Indie Jazz Rock