I hate these boxes.
Please do not judge me on the contents of this one. I can do so much better, but when it comes to advertising myself, I am terrible. And not a prostitute, from how that sounds!
I am very family and friend orientated. Animals and warts included. Laughter is the most special gift you can give someone. Oh, and a cherry bakewell always makes a great present.
Random is the way forward. The key to stimulation is unexpected. In all senses.
Except common sense. I lack that somewhat.
So if you are bored, sarcastic and not psychotic (eccentric is welcome though) then give me a message.
|Home Location||East Retford, England, United Kingdom|
|Body Shape||Extra Large|
|Height||5.11" (180 cm)|
|Tattoos||One or Two|
Compulsive Earthy Flexible Loving Open Minded Quiet Romantic Serious Shy Sophisticated Unconventional
Looking for someone to make me laugh, with the dryest, highest form of wit.
Friendship Relationship Chat Casual
|Aged between||29 - 48|
|Wants Children||Not Sure|
|Occupation||Hospitality & Catering|
|Income Bracket||Minimum Wage|
|Diet||I eat everything|
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