Got a little story bout a girl who was obese,
Loved to eat a salad if it was covered in grease.
Can never even fit enough on my plate,
Still don’t know how to chew and im now 28.
If you offer me an apple i won’t believe what I saw,
In the world of fatty you just broke the law.
So don’t just stand there you should fear for your life.
Cos i would eat you, your friend and his wife.
If you wanna make me happy then listen here,
You offer me takeout followed by beer,
Can add you on Facebook then exchange pokes,
Or could just text and make fart jokes.
Don’t do posh I couldn’t care less,
Won’t see me in a salad bar or a dress.
Would find me in a pub propping up the bar,
Crunching on some pickles straight out of the jar.
It’s not just food that I look upon with greed,
I also love a good book that I can relax and read.
If all this ain’t enough to put horror on your face,
I like to let out my inner geek and study space.
There I’ve said it (or wrote) about me,
It’s up to you if you like what you see.
If you do decide to walk down this path,
Warning! slightly crazy and like a laugh.
So that’s the advice which you can take or leave,
But every word you better believe.
It’s not all bad and I don’t want you bitchin,
One good thing about me I ain’t interested in your wallet......... just the size of your kitchen 😂
|Home Location||Maidstone, England, United Kingdom|
|Height||5.5" (165 cm)|
Flirtatious Low Maintenance Quiet Shy
Im looking for someone with a good sense of humour (your probably going to need it lol)
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|Interested in||Men, Women|
|Aged between||27 - 37|
|Has Children||Yes, living at home|
|Diet||I eat everything|
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