@eugene_smartass is a 40 year old Lesbian Female from Eugene, Oregon, United States of America. She is looking for Friendship, Relationship, Chat, Workout Partner, Travel Partner and Other Activities.


I'm a true sarcastic if you don't enjoy a good bit of witty banter or are easily offended, then I'm probably not someone you want to look into lol. I love laughing and joking around and I think that I'm the funniest girl that I know.

I am very independent, and I am perfectly content NOT being in a relationship although I would like to start dating again. I'm not one of those girls who always has to be with someone. I'm quite self sufficient.

My life consists basically of a barrage of straight people and although they are tolerable (I guess) I would really like to make some friends in the local gay scene and meet new people.


General details

Age 40
Sex Female
Sexuality Lesbian
Relationship Single
Ethnic Origins White
Home Location Eugene, Oregon, United States of America


Body Shape
Eye Color Brown
Hair Color Brown


Artistic Conservative Flirtatious High Energy Intellectual Romantic Self Confident Spontaneous Stubborn Talkative

Looking for

Someone that I can joke around with, again, to laugh and enjoy some witty banter. Someone that likes to hike, travel and go on outdoor adventures.

Desired Activities

Friendship Relationship Chat Workout Partner Travel Partner Other Activities


Interested in Women
Aged between 27 - 43


Lifestyle details

Lives Alone
Faith Agnostic
Has Children None
Wants Children Yes
Education College
Occupation Retail
Income Bracket Professional
Political Interests Middle of the Road
Drinks Socially
Diet A careful diet
Smokes Never
Drugs Never

General interests

Computers DIY Drawing Hiking Music Photography Travelling

Music interests

Dance Grunge Hip Hop Indie Pop Rap RnB Rock

Sports interests

American Football Hiking Jogging Running Walking Weight Training